Hey there, lads and lasses! Ete aci aveti o clasificare ca la carte a genurilor de rock ca sa nuh va mai zbateti toti atata.. :D
TYPES OF METAL - the ultimate clasification:
BLACK METAL: The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in the front of the castle.....then sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her.....then he impales the deflowered princess.
DEATH METAL: The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, f*cks the princess and kills her, then leaves.
DOOM METAL: The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks that he never could beat him, gets depressed and commits suicide....the dragon eats his body and the princess as well.
HEAVY METAL: The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon, drinks some beers and f*cks the princess.
PROGRESSIVE METAL: The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo for 26 minutes, the dragon kills himself out of boredom, the protagonist goes to the princess bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques learned in the last year of the conservatory... the princess escapes, and is now looking for the "HEAVY METAL" protagonist.
GLAM METAL: The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's 'gay' appearance and lets him enter, he steals the princess' make-up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink color.
GOTHIC METAL: The princess in a velvet costume starts singing soprano. The protagonist completes the duett by adding the beast part, while the dragon plays the flute. Suddenly he swallows up the pipe and accidently scorches the beauty and the beast and suffocates to death. All their souls are damned in hell's eternity.
POWER METAL: The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and they make love in an enchanted forest.
TRASH METAL: The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and f*cks her....... easy and quick.
FOLK METAL: The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (from all the dancing) protagonist leaves without the princess.
VIKING METAL: The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty mighty mighty mighty axe, cooks and eats it, rapes the princess to death, loots the castle and burns it down before he leaves.
paula
thanks for the add
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good lucky!
greetings from mexico